“Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know... meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull—that's how we grow as people.”Tagged: Courage, Growing Pains, Overcoming Adversity
“I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”Tagged: What Others Think Does Not Matter, Be yourself
“What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”Tagged: Science, Love Sucks
“You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.”Tagged: Letting Go, Honesty, Family
“Having a family doesn't mean you stop being an individual.”Tagged: Family And Parenting, Married Life, Life Tips
“Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?”Tagged: Animal Cruelty, Pets, Society, Difficult Questions
“Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.”Tagged: Perspective, Life Tips, Be Different, Question Everything
“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.”Tagged: Death Is Coming, Life Sucks, Cynical, Pessimist
“Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.”Tagged: Uncertainty, Doubt, Logic
“Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games? Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.”
“[addressing Rick] You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”
“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?”Tagged: Dating, Power, empowerment
“Morty: Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...? Unity: No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.”
“Summer: You know you're kind of a dick, right? Rick's Computer: My function is to 'keep Summer safe', not 'keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff'. That's you, that's how you talk.”Tagged: function, Instructions, teenager, talk, Vibe
“Well then get your shit together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. [pause] And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get…”