“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute…”

“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of…”

“Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: Can I have a roll, please? Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't…”

“G.T.L, baby! Gym, tan, laundry!”