“Mrs. Crabtree: Don't get off the bus or a big scary monster will eat you! [she gets off the bus]

Butters: Hey, why isn't the monster eating her?

Kyle: Because, dumbass, monsters don't eat fat, ugly, smelly bitches.

Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Kyle: I said 'Larry King won't grant me three wishes.'

Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.”