“[Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside]
Chris Knight: Hey, Kent...that's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: ‘Rue the day?’ Who talks like that?”
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