Movie
Real Genius
by Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer and 59 others
Chris is the top brain who just wants to party, Mitch is the 15-year-old college wiz kid. Supposedly hard at work on a lab project with a mysterious deadline, they still find time to use their genius to discover new ways to have fun.
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“Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“[Discussing how Knight didn't come in to the lab] Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, ‘You'd better!’ And he said, ‘Or what?’ And I said, ‘Or you're gonna be in trouble.’ And he said, ‘Jam it.’ Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering. B…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Prof. Jerry Hathaway, William Atherton, imdb.com
“[Chris is holding a lab beaker with pink liquid in it] Chris Knight: Here Mitch, taste this. Go on, you won't hurt my feelings, just try it. What do you think, too sweet? Mitch: What is it? Chris Knight: I don't know, I found it in one of the labs. [Mitch starts to induce vomiting] Chris Knight: Rel…”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“[Kent opens his dorm room door to find his car inside] Chris Knight: Hey, Kent...that's your car. Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus. Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight. Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help! [points to Mitch] Kent: You, huh? Well you…”
— Neal Israel, Peter Torokvei, Pat Proft, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head? Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“Do you mind if I name my first child after you? ‘Dipshit Knight’ has a nice ring to it.”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you—or, more to the point, to you—just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right no…”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has…”
— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com