“PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
B-Rad: I stole that, too.”
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“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
“You that weak fuck from the club.”
“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one…”
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”