“Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.”
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“I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.”
“The more scribbled the name, the bigger the fame.”
“I'm sure you can understand. Doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling. There's…”
“Rupert Pupkin: Well, I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Jerry Langford: So did Hitler!”