Quotes tagged ‘schmuck’

(3 total)

“Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.”

— Paul D. Zimmerman, Rupert Pupkin, Robert De Niro, imdb.com

“I think my least favorite phrase in the human language is 'I'm sorry.' Nine times out of ten when a person says they're sorry, they're really only sorry they got caught, and now want me to forgive them for something I'm still pissed off about. Which puts me in the unhappy position of either saying,…”

— David Maples, Linda Burstyn, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com

“Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?”

— topoftheworldIAM, reddit.com