“Is it just me or does 'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me?' from Yentl? [singing] 'Papa, can you hear me?' [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.”
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