“Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?”
More from Philip Rosenthal
“Did you just have sex with me because my mother told you to?”
“Guilt! That means love! I had to come home and confess!”
“You know that shampoo that says 'no more tears' on the bottle? There's tears.”
“The movies? Some people get to live it up.”