“You know that shampoo that says 'no more tears' on the bottle? There's tears.”
More from Philip Rosenthal
“Did you just have sex with me because my mother told you to?”
“Guilt! That means love! I had to come home and confess!”
“Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone? Frank: What? Do…”
“The movies? Some people get to live it up.”