“Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. [Notices gold swan on edge of tub] Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.”— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Gary Hallet: So what kind of, uh... craft do you do? Sally Owens: I manufacture bath oils and soaps...hand lotions...shampoo. And the aunts, um..they like to meddle in people's love lives.”— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com
“You know that shampoo that says 'no more tears' on the bottle? There's tears.”— Philip Rosenthal, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”— Kate Trefry, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com
“How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says ‘lather, rinse, repeat.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc