“[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!”
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