Quotes tagged ‘Michael Jackson’

“Stuff does happen. People are sick in the head. But people take advantage of that, and then they mix that with destroying black careers and destroying black excellence.”

— Juice WRLD, nme.com

“Don’t get me wrong – they broke all types of people. Charlie Sheen was strung out on all types of stuff. Shia Labeouf. But Michael Jackson was so talented, hardworking. He changed the world with his music. Literally. Once, when I was performing, I looked out in the crowd and there was this couple cr…”

— Juice WRLD, nme.com

“As far as Michael Jackson goes, I look at it like this – he has kids, right? He had a career. Why would he do that stuff? It’s kinda the same thing as Bill Cosby – they only wanted to stop him from getting a TV network like Oprah. We should let legends rest, if you don’t have evidence that he did wh…”

— Juice WRLD, nme.com

“I am what’s known on the streets as a victim blamer. You know what I mean? If somebody come up to me like, 'Dave, Dave, Chris Brown just beat up Rihanna.' I’ll be like, 'Well, what did she do?' 'Dave, Michael Jackson was molesting children.' 'Well, what were those kids wearing at the time?'”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“This is the worst time ever to be a celebrity. You’re gonna be finished. Everyone’s doomed. Michael Jackson has been dead for ten years and this nigga has two new cases.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“They clearly wish these things hadn’t happened to them. But if they must be here, recounting private traumas for an often critical public, they want you to know it could just have easily been you.”

— Katie Heaney, thecut.com

“To say that we’ve all been here before and that many suspected this all along is an understatement; we simply have not been told this story in quite this way, at this level of frank detail.”

— Hank Stuever, washingtonpost.com

“Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not…”

— Danilo Bach, Daniel Petrie Jr., Det. Axel Foley, Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“My sons were beautiful little kids, with white hair. Eric was, like, seven. Michael [Jackson] was at Mar-a-Lago and said, 'Trump, Trump, your son is very beautiful. I must take him to Neverland.' I thought that was the nicest thing. He’d call and say, 'Where’s Eric?' I just couldn’t do it.”

— Donald Trump, trumponstern.com

“[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip] I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“I haven't really been the same since Michael Jackson died in that knife fight.”

— Kevin Ellen, Anders Holm, Jillian Belk, Jillian Bell, imdb.com

“Why can’t Michael Jackson play table tennis? Because he’s dead.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“A man in the supermarket reminded me of Michael Jackson today... He said, "Don't forget about Michael Jackson".”

— PepeTheMemeFrog, reddit.com