“Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a…”

“These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their…”

“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels…”

“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat…”