“A blonde guy calls 911.
Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?
Blonde guy: My wife is in labor and the contractions are two minutes apart!!
Dispatcher: Ok, I can help you. Is this her first child?
Blonde guy: No, you idiot, this is her husband!”
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