“Two blondes are stuck in a burning apartment on the 30th floor on the balcony. They're both screaming for help one after another, to no avail...
Then one of the blondes says i don't think anyone can hear us.. maybe if we scream together, we'll be louder and we'll get saved!
They both start yelling, 'Together! Together! Together!'”
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