“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”

“D: Demonstrate Value E: Engage Physically N: Nurture Dependence N: Neglect Emotionally I:…”

“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”

“Frank: See, I would have gone in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating I…”