“Picking lint off of a man's sleeve is the most intimate gesture.”Tagged: Power Moves, Weird Flirting Tactics
“I'm so nervous to meet your mom. I'm bad with woman and family. I wish she was a male stranger.”Tagged: Relationship Insecurities, First Impressions
“She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and she's just the greatest person I have ever met.”Tagged: sweet, Love
“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”Tagged: Old Man Things, Old Man Jokes