“I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.”Tagged: Aging, Personality, Growing Up
“I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.”Tagged: Life, Adventures, Mistakes
“I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.”Tagged: Exercise, healthy, eating
“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations
“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font
“Kai: I hate this. I just wanna sit around and do nothing, but that is not hot. Nick: That's hot to me. You add some sweatpants to that and that is better than porn.”Tagged: Relationship Goals, Lazy days, Couple Goals
“She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and she's just the greatest person I have ever met.”Tagged: sweet, Love