“Rob: So I can’t touch your boobs?
Patricia: No.
Rob: Well, that sucks.
Patricia: You can touch my boobs over my shirt.
Rob: Yeah, but it’s not the same thing.
Patricia: Well, it’s better than nothing.
Rob: Well, barely.”
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