“Howard: That’s it. No God. Rodney: No. Howard: You’re a man of science. Rodney: Well, I…”

“No. I very, very seldom enjoy myself. The only time I enjoy myself is when I’m being…”

“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook…”

“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're…”