“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”
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“Well I won't be a caddy all my life, I'm going to car wash school in the fall.”
“You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.”
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters…”
“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper…”