“I was getting into a shower in a hotel, and it was one of these hotel bathrooms where there’s just mirrors everywhere. And as I was stepping in the shower, I looked, and I was like, ‘oh, my god.’ Like, ‘look at you. I can’t believe somebody lets you fuck them. This is crazy.’”
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