“Boyd Baxter: I'm doing a class project on what we're thankful for.
Kristin Baxter: He want's to do a video like your vlogs for Outdoor Man.
Mike Baxter: Everybody's thankful for those.
Boyd Baxter: I like the one where the president needs to pull his head out of Putin's butt.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”