“Vanessa Baxter: Mike, I thought there was supposed to be an article about you in the Denver Business Weekly?
Mike Baxter: The guy needed more time. Apparently, five thousand words isn't enough to take in all of this.
Vanessa Baxter: Well, that's the price you pay for being so fascinating.
Mike Baxter: Thank goodness you're a geologist. You dodged that bullet.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”