“Ed Bighead: [looking through binoculars] Bev, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?
Bev Bighead: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed.
Ed Bighead: But, Bev, they're, well... uh... nude!
Bev Bighead: [looks through Ed's binoculars] Oh, Ed, oh, you're right! Oh, yes! This is disgusting! Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet.”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”