“Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.”
More from Wallace Wolodarsky
“I'm not going to your party.”
“I don't do high fives.”
“No Troll left behind!”
“Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.”