“Lenny and I have two very respectful women upstairs, and we'd like to settle down to a nice, quiet orgy.”Tagged: Nice quiet orgy
“What are you doing?!? When I'm talking to girls, don't stick your fingers in your mouth!”Tagged: Gross, Talking to Girls
“Go ahead and laugh. Just like they laughed at Columbus right before he discovered Ohio.”Tagged: Columbus, Ohio
“Laverne: Squiggy, true or false... Squiggy: True! Laverne: I didn't ask the question yet! Squiggy: Yes, you did. You said, 'Squiggy, true or false?' I'm Squiggy, that would be true.”Tagged: true or false, Literal
“What I don't have in strength, I make up for in what I lack up here! [Points to head]”Tagged: dumb, Vacant