“Why don’t crabs ever give to charity? Because they are shellfish.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, dad jokes
“Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Halloween, Puns, dad jokes
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, dad jokes
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Cheese, dad jokes
“Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: dad jokes, Puns
“Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: dad jokes, Puns
“What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: dad jokes, Puns
“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food. No atmosphere.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: dad jokes, Wordplay
“Wanna hear a joke about the paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, dad jokes
“What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Wordplay, dad jokes
“How do you make a Kleenex dance? ‘Put a little boogie in it!’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Kleenex, Puns, dad jokes
“What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: dad jokes, Wordplay