“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?”— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Last night I looked at some cheese and got an erection.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“You look like a hot hunk of cheese.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“the new grocery store sells real cheese, edging out the plastic bodega substitute. the new neighbors know how to feed their children, treat themselves to oysters sometimes. other times, to brunch. finally, some good pastrami around these parts. new cafe on broadway. new trees in the sidewalk. everyo…”— Franny Choi, apmpodcasts.org
“Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say...'I... love... crepes.' Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run. Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good. Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchie, I thought about it…”— Will Ferrell, Jean Girard, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com
“Kraft Singles are a surprisingly solid source of protein and calcium, so whether you go cheeseburger or hamburger is really up to you.”— Ian Lecklitner, melmagazine.com
“[cornering a drug dealer] The cheese stands alone.”— Ed Burns, David Simon, Omar Little, Michael Kenneth Williams, imdb.com
“Plain old people taste fine, but everything is better with cheese.”— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Leviathan, imdb.com
“Well, fuck the real Paris. Let's go buy some cheese.”— Sarah Treem, Sharr White, Sarah Sutherland, Noah Solloway, Dominic West, imdb.com
“Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There’s de Brie everywhere.”— Obesesquirrellzzz, reddit.com
“Three mice are arguing whether the holes are part of the cheese or not. The one that thought they WERE went to the wise old owl for advice. When he got back, the cheese was gone. He asked the other two mice: "What happened to the cheese?" They replied: "We decided to agree with you, so we split the…”— xBitter_, reddit.com
“Last night I ate 2 pieces of string cheese... This morning they came out tied together. I shit you knot.”— xKOROSIVEx, reddit.com
“You can teach people about cheese, but you can't teach them to be happy.”— Ina Garten, thekitchn.com