“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”— Joan Rivers, telegraph.co.ukTagged: Funny Quotes, Exercise, Running, Hate Working Out, Lazy
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.”— Groucho Marx, telegraph.co.ukTagged: Funny Quotes, Funny Insults, Forgetting Faces, One-Liners