Quotes tagged ‘Lazy’

“You need more than time to be productive. You also need to be in a healthy state of mind.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

“All the guilt. It's lazy energy. It doesn't change the past and it doesn't shape the future.”

— Ava DuVernay, Robin Swicord, Grace Cuffee, Suzzanne Douglas, imdb.com

“The best art is made while eating cookies or drinking chocolate.”

— Seth Meyers, Dimo, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“Some days I feel like I can conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.”

— Unknown, instagram.com

“I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch was paid for. That is the life.”

— Mindy Kaling, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com

“I like to imagine my brain as an orb that I can smooth out by subjecting it to stultifying television shows and inane conversations.”

— Callie Beusman, thecut.com

“Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.”

— Bob DeLaurentis, Noah Hawley, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com

“Peter Gibbons: You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't even care. Bob Porter: Don’t—don't care? Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's a…”

— Mike Judge, Peter Gibbons, Ron Livingston, imdb.com

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for? Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”

— Michael Patrick King, Judy Toll, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“The only things Earthers care about is government handouts. Free food, free water, free drugs so that you can forget the aimless lives you lead. You’re short-sighted and selfish, and it will destroy you.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Lopez, Greg Bryk, imdb.com

“Beavis: What do we do now? Butt-head: Uh…we could do homework. [both laugh]”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered? King Edward: I will be remembered. George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.”

— Emma Frost, George Duke of Clarence, David Oakes, imdb.com

“My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.”

— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com

“When you are a little kid, you are a bit of everything—artist, scientist, athlete, scholar. Sometimes, it seems life is like a process of giving those things up, one by one. I guess we all have one thing we regret giving up. One thing we really miss. And we gave up because we were too lazy. We could…”

— Todd W. Langen, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“Richie: You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why? Potsie: Because we're lazy?”

— Dick Bensfield, Perry Grant, Richie Cunningham, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’”

— Sam Catlin, Walter White, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com

“Workaholic? Please. That’s sounds like something lazy people would say.”

— Monty Oum, montyoum.net

“Procrastination is a lazy man's apology.”

— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com