Episode

Kidney Now!

by Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Don Scardino, Rachael Yamagata, Michael Diamond and 21 others

Jack's biological father's health hangs in the balance as the pair start to build a relationship. Liz draws some attention as a relationship expert, despite her own many failed relationships, after an appearance on a talk show. Tracy is invited to speak a

(4 total)

Characters

Jack Burditt (4)Robert Carlock (4)Tracy Morgan (1)Jack Mcbrayer (1)Scott Adsit (1)Kenneth Parcell (1)Pete Hornberger (1)Tina Fey (1)Tracy Jordan (1)Liz Lemon (1)

“Liz: We sure had quite a year. Jack: What’re you talking about? It’s May. Liz: Shh.”

— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com

Tagged: Jumping the Gun, Premature

“Here’s the reason I don’t wanna go on that family vacation: It’s a working farm. And I’m the only one whose hands are big enough to guide the bull during mating.”

— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Pete Hornberger, Scott Adsit, imdb.com

Tagged: Farms, Bull Mating

“Science was my most favorite subject. Especially the Old Testament.”

— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com

Tagged: Science, Old Testament

“There you are, you stupid cracker. You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids bangin’ on the door, No phones ringin’. It’s my time! Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00 pm! I don’t know why I only go twice a week.”

— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Tracy Jordan, Tracy Morgan, imdb.com

Tagged: Cracker, Anti-White Racial Slurs, Pooping, Peace Of Mind