“The patriarchy has seeped into women’s intestinal tracts. Let’s call it the pootriarchy.”— Jessica Bennett, Amanda McCall, nytimes.com
“I can't believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.”— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“There you are, you stupid cracker. You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids bangin’ on the door, No phones ringin’. It’s my time! Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00 pm! I don’t know why I only go twice a week.”— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Tracy Jordan, Tracy Morgan, imdb.com
“You know what’s the biggest luxury? Pooping when no one’s home.”— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com