50 Short Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

“What did the cop say to his stomach? Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!”

— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”

— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why are frogs are so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.”

— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com

“What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull]”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do ants get when they do all their chores? An allow-ants.”

— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com

“What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“How do you befriend a squirrel? Just act like a nut.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why do chicken coups always have two doors? With four, they’d be chicken sedans.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm about to change.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did one egg say to the other? Eggs-cuse me, please.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull]”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies? They just don’t have the guts.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s so bad about Russian dolls? They’re all so full of themselves.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc