“What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.”— Juliet Lanka, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Jokes, Puns, Funny Jokes, Punch Lines
“My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.”— Juliet Lanka, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Jokes, Puns, Funny Jokes, Punch Lines
“What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.”— Juliet Lanka, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Jokes, Puns, Funny Jokes, Punch Lines
“What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.”— Juliet Lanka, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Jokes, Puns, Funny Jokes, Punch Lines
“Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.”— Juliet Lanka, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Jokes, Puns, Funny Jokes, Punch Lines