“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said, 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'”— Steven Wright, imdb.comTagged: Mother-in-Law Jokes, Violence Against Women
“I woke up one morning, [my girlfriend] asked me if I slept good. I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’”— Steven Wright, imdb.comTagged: Insomnia, Sleeping, Absurd, Misunderstanding
“I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.”— Steven Wright, imdb.comTagged: Absurd, Surreal, Powdered Water
“Sometimes you can't hear me, it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses.”— Steven Wright, imdb.comTagged: Parentheses, Surreal, bizarre, Absurd
“I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.”— Steven Wright, imdb.comTagged: Museums, Surreal, Absurd