Episode

Obsessed

by Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster and 13 others

Cellsea goads Nick into posting a risqué video, Maury urges Matthew to speed things up with Aiden, and Jay feeds Missy ideas for her erotic fiction.

(8 total)

Characters

Nick Kroll (11)Mark Levin (8)Jennifer Flackett (8)Andrew Goldberg (8)Maury the Hormone Monster (5)Maya Rudolph (1)Diane Birch (1)Jenny Slate (1)Matthew (1)Andrew Rannells (1)

“It's a thing and you don't love it, you're obsessed with it.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Diane Birch, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Obsess, Obsession

“Now, get in the slide and suck that boys face.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: slide, face, kiss, Make Out

“All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: kiss, Dude, straight, make-out

“I'm not nervous. I'm just uncertain how things will go and, therefore, deeply terrified.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

Tagged: Nerves, Nervous, Terrifed

“But please, don't make me regret opening my heart to you.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Jenny Slate, imdb.com

Tagged: Open Your Heart, Regret, heart

“Vive la France! Let them eat cock.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: France, Eat

“What are you gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? What are my dicks gonna wear? Probably just, like, a cute top and jeans.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: wear, Clothes, Cute, getting ready

“Pressure, yes. Let's get your mom's panini press. We'll make a pan-enis. The house will smell for weeks.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Smell, Panini, Gross, pressure