“Anorexics starve ourselves to kill our own desires. Desire is the enemy: desire for food, desire for sex. We prefer to want nothing.”— Anna Dorn, humanparts.medium.com
“Straight? If he's the one I met, he's as straight as the yellow brick road.”— Mart Crowley, Larry, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com
“All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Don't think I can play straight? I played straight for 22 damn years, okay?”— Jason Kim, Nick Nicholby, Rightor Doyle, imdb.com
“He still watches 'Survivor,' which is like violently straight.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com
“Whatever the case, Tyler, as ever, probably doesn't give a fuck.”— Christopher Hooton, independent.co.uk
“Hitchhiker: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately? There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Hitchhiker: Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight..…”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“I never want people to feel like they aren't gay enough or straight enough. It's about what's in your heart. And what's in your heart is like [kissing sounds]”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“Jacqueline White: Titus, I'm going to give it to you straight. Titus Andromedon: Gross!”— Leila Strachan, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com
“I wanna show straight and gay men alike that self-care and grooming isn't mutually exclusive with femininity or masculinity.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“Anita: [about Russell] I could have sworn he was gay. He's knitting! Claire: Haven't you noticed a lot of straight guys knit these days? It's like a macho thing. Like, ‘I’m so straight I can even knit!’”— Jill Soloway, Claire Fisher, Lauren Ambrose, imdb.com
“Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don’t have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits—we’re all the same. Gay or straight? So what? It doesn’t matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people, regardless.”— Willie Nelson, parade.com
“Jane Sloan: We're both straight. Kat Edison: Actually, since we're here, I am having these sexual identity issues.”— Sarah Watson, Jane, Katie Stevens, imdb.com
“What does every heterosexual man realize ten years into marriage? Why ’gay’ also means happy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it.”— Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Rim jobs aren’t just a gay thing. Gay guys are rimming each other, sure, but girlfriends are rimming girlfriends, boyfriends are rimming girlfriends, and girlfriends are rimming boyfriends.”— Madison Moore, thoughtcatalog.com
“Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?”— Ellen Degeneres, books.google.com