Episode

Pilot

by Lake Bell, Elizabeth Meriwether, Rio, Donna, Susie Essman and 6 others

Newlyweds Rio and Mike drop everything (including their jobs and overbearing mother-in-law) to make the move from big city New York to rural Nebraska in search of a simpler life. They soon realize that becoming farmers isn’t as easy as they planned as the

(15 total)

Characters

Lake Bell (19)Elizabeth Meriwether (15)Rio (6)Donna (4)Susie Essman (4)Constance (2)Mike (2)Pam Grier (2)Dax Shepard (2)Rudy (1)

“Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Love, Relationship

“The best kind of love is honest.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Best Kind , Truest

“You make my life into an adventure.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Adventure, Exciting

“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset

“Fighting is when two people care enough to get ugly.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.com

Tagged: Fighting, Care, Talking Things Out, argument

“Can we be alone together?”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

Tagged: Questions, Alone, Together

“We have a lot of sexual chemistry. Enough said.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.com

Tagged: Sexual Chemistry , Attraction

“She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Mike, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

Tagged: Born and Raised , New York, greetings

“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective

“You've seen me at Whole Foods. I always walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Mike, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

Tagged: Whole Foods, Farmer, Tomato

“I'm done with New York. I need a simpler life.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

Tagged: New York, Simple Life, Change

“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

Tagged: husband, Questions, penis, interesting

“Rio: You quit? Mike: I all the way quit. I’m goin’ farmin’ in Nebraska.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

Tagged: Quitting, Farming, Nebraska

“Four men have shown me their penises on the subway this month. Maybe one woman.”

— Lake Bell, Elizabeth Meriwether, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

“You’ve never lived anywhere but the city. You’re afraid of cows.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

Tagged: Urban, Rural, Fear of Cows