Quotes tagged ‘Cow’

“Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind—I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull. Roy: I’ll…”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.com

“I have a cow and I sew. How's that for 'hard to relate to'?”

— Nancy Meyers, Graham, Jude Law, imdb.com

“Turkey can never beat cow.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“What do you call a cow that just had a baby? Decalfinated”

— Doub_P, reddit.com

“What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? An udder failure.”

— SomeDogNamedWinfield, reddit.com

“How do you hide a cow? You Cow-Moo-flage it.”

— nikoloy, reddit.com

“You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.”

— Hank Aaron, baseball-almanac.com

“How can you tell if a cow is successful? When it's outstanding in its field.”

— CrimsonNova, reddit.com

“Why are cows not addicted to meth? Because grass isn't a gateway drug.”

— LettersInAlphabet, reddit.com

“What do you call it when a cow attacks you?Attempted Mooder.”

— danny4rest, reddit.com

“What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse? A mis-steak.”

— elyas_machera, reddit.com

“Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!”

— drdangelina, reddit.com

“What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.”

— BookerGinger, reddit.com