“Uncle Jesse: What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm? Luke Duke: What? Uncle Jesse: A playboy.”— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com
“You've seen me at Whole Foods. I always walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.”— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Mike, Dax Shepard, imdb.com
“No farmer is his own boss—he takes his orders from the sun and the snow and the wind and the rain.”— Andy Goddard, Brian Percival, Julian Fellowes, Daisy Mason, Sophie McShera, imdb.com
“Quintus: Maximus the farmer. I still have difficulty imagining that. Maximus: You know dirt cleans off a lot easier than blood, Quintus.”— David Franzoni, John Logan, William Nicholson, General Quintus, Tomas Arana, imdb.com
“All this time. I’ve been living my life the way my father saw it. Mending wrongs for a ghost. Thinking I’m here to do good. Superman was never real. It’s just a dream of a farmer from Kansas.”— David S. Goyer, Chris Terrio, Clark Kent / Superman, Henry Cavill, imdb.com
“Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?”— Tina Fey, Jack Burditt, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem. All I did was ask where he was and he brags that he’s out standing in his field.”— BigWaveSmallOcean, reddit.com
“A farmer depends on himself, and the land and the weather. If you're a farmer, you raise what you eat, you raise what you wear, and you keep warm with wood out of your own timber. You work hard, but you work as you please, and no man can tell you to go or come. You'll be free and independent, son, o…”— Laura Ingalls Wilder, amazon.com