“He is defensive when you ask him about his day or how it went.”Tagged: Breaking Up, Secrets, defensive
“If he treats you like you are nosy when you ask questions about his life, it is an indication that he might have a private life separate from you. Men who are happy with you have not problem sharing details about their life with you.”Tagged: Breaking Up, Nosy, Secrets
“He does not hold your hand anymore. Men who like being part of a relationship enjoy holding your hand while you are walking down the street. A man who walks ahead of you is dismissive of you and the relationship.”Tagged: Breaking Up, Holding Hands, PDA
“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset
“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective
“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”Tagged: husband, Questions, penis, interesting
“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”Tagged: mother and daughter's relationship, Sex, Knowledge
“I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.”Tagged: idea, Fire, Insurance Money, Arson
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”Tagged: Strong, Monica Lewinsky , On Your Side
“You don't want a piece of this, baby. I get full refunds for things I didn't even buy, including automobiles! I get pilots kicked off of planes. I'm the reason you can only leave three reviews a day on Yelp.”Tagged: Negotation , Full Refund, Money, cost