Episode

The Weatherman

by Robert B. Weide, Larry David, Boris Lee Krutonog, Don Stark, Ann Ryerson and 5 others

Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.

(4 total)

Characters

Larry David (12)

“There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth my friend, you are busted buddy!”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: jetstream, A lot, Mouth, busted, Lies

“If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: peeing, Reading, new york times, Knowledge

“It's like if you go to a prostitute, and the prostitute goes around and tells everybody that you got a small penis. Not that I've ever been to a prostitute... not that I have a small penis.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Prostitute, small penis, Gossip, Rumor

“Larry: Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down. Nat: What are you pussy-whipped? Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

Tagged: Pee, bathroom, seat down, Whipped, sitting down