Daddy's Home 2

“Dusty Mayron: Hey, guys, we got a big surprise for you. Megan: Cool! Is it money? Dylan: A trampoline? Megan: Another pony? Dusty Mayron: This year, Christmas, both families together. Megan and Dylan: Yay!”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Dusty Mayron, Mark Wahlberg, imdb.com

“Dusty Mayron: Don’t you see what he’s up to, he thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings? Brad Whitaker: No, I’m not harboring anything.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Dusty Mayron, Mark Wahlberg, imdb.com

“Kurt Mayron: So this co-dad thing, you’ve got to ask another man’s permission to see your own kids? Dusty Mayron: Everything is rock solid between me and Brad here. In fact, we’re best friends. Brad Whitaker: Really? [Brad gets emotional and starts to cry] Thank you. Dusty Mayron: Brad, stop it. Bra…”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Hey, kids, why don’t you jump in my car so Grandpa Kurt can join pop-pops company the way up?”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Dusty Mayron, Mark Wahlberg, imdb.com

“[as Brad’s dad is coming down the escalator] Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Kurt Mayron: There you go. Why don’t you bring the car around and we’ll meet you at the curb? Brad Whitaker: Right away, sir. I mean, no. I’m sorry, I’m not the driver. I’m Brad. The stepdad. Kurt Mayron: [to Dusty] Why is her here? Brad Whitaker: Because my dad’s coming, too.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing. Brad Whitaker: Here’s the game plan, you want to be that one that she tells you about all of her problems with the guys she’s actually dating. It’s called the friendzone. Dusty Mayron: No, no, no! That’s the worst advice anyone could give you. Do you want to…”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“[waiting to meet their dads at the airport] Brad Whitaker: Look, your father hasn’t met the new, evolved Dusty. Dusty Mayron: That’s exactly the stuff he’s going to make fun of us for, you’ll see. [as they see Kurt riding down the escalator]”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Dusty Mayron: My dad is going to scoff at everything we do. Nothing’s ever good enough for him. Brad Whitaker: Your father hasn’t met the new evolved Dusty. I mean, who wouldn’t be impressed with you?”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Kurt: [to Dusty; referring to Brad] His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit? Brad: [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty ] You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“I was an alternate for Season 3 Ice Road Truckers, I'll be fine.”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Roger, John Cena, amazon.com