Season

Season 1

by Dweezil Zappa, Nancy Travis, Jason Alexander, E.G. Daily, Dana Hill and 16 others

(3 total)

Characters

Eric Duckman / Bernice (voice) (2)Jason Alexander / Nancy Travis (2)Michael Markowitz (1)Jason Alexander (1)Eugene B. Stein (1)Eric Duckman (1)Bob Kushell (1)

“Bunch of thin-skinned, no-humor pansies! You tell them an ice-breaker or two about women's libbers, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old farts, baldness, and people who walk real goofy because they've just had a…”

— Bob Kushell, Eric Duckman, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Deanna: I'm Deanna. What's your name? Duckman: Duckman. As in Dr. Duckman. Ph.D., loveology. Why don't you stay after class so I can grade on your curves? [Bernice slaps him] Bernice: You're despicable. You've got kidney stones older than her.”

— Michael Markowitz, Eric Duckman / Bernice (voice), Jason Alexander / Nancy Travis, imdb.com

“Bernice: This is a delicate situation, a boy's first love is a very special memory. Duckman: Of course it is! Especially if he doesn't have to pay for it.”

— Eugene B. Stein, Eric Duckman / Bernice (voice), Jason Alexander / Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: Hookers, Puberty