“Deanna: I'm Deanna. What's your name? Duckman: Duckman. As in Dr. Duckman. Ph.D., loveology. Why don't you stay after class so I can grade on your curves? [Bernice slaps him] Bernice: You're despicable. You've got kidney stones older than her.”
“Bernice: This is a delicate situation, a boy's first love is a very special memory. Duckman: Of course it is! Especially if he doesn't have to pay for it.”Tagged: Hookers, Puberty