Quotes tagged ‘Puberty’

“Ah, 1913, it was America's puberty, and my puberty too.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Ghost of Duke Ellington (voice), Jordan Peele, imdb.com

“Tallahassee: [referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They’re in the back, aren’t they? Little Rock: [pops up holding shotgun] Just me. Columbus: I’m really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger... Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a 12-year-old? Columbus: Well, girls…”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“I was hoping puberty would do a better job, but no. Puberty did a good job with you. You used to be really awkward to look at.”

— Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“When I was, like, eleven, my boobs started to get really big. And Kourtney, who’s my older sister, was so flat. And I would cry and she would make fun of me in front of all the guys. Not at school, but the guys outside of school. She would just be like, 'Kim has the biggest boobs, the biggest nipple…”

— Kim Kardashian, amazon.com

“Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your T-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!”

— Kelly Galuska, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Lydia: Pepper Ann, do you want breasts? Pepper Ann: What?! Lydia: I'm baking chicken. Do you want breasts or thighs?”

— Nahnatchka Khan, Matthew Negrete, Sue Rose, Pepper Ann Pearson (voice) / Lydia Pearson (voice) , Kathleen Wilhoite / April Winchell, imdb.com

“Bernice: This is a delicate situation, a boy's first love is a very special memory. Duckman: Of course it is! Especially if he doesn't have to pay for it.”

— Eugene B. Stein, Eric Duckman / Bernice (voice), Jason Alexander / Nancy Travis, imdb.com

“I thought evil thoughts didn't occur until puberty.”

— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.com

“Puberty may bring you to understand what we take for mother-love is really murderous hatred and a desire for revenge.”

— Ted Mann, David Milch, E.B. Farnum, William Sanderson, imdb.com

“Puberty's a bitch.”

— Adam Nussdorf, Luke Matthews, Jonathan Whitesell, imdb.com

“It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races… 'MILF Island' reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn’t that the essence of art?”

— Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren. Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”

— John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“Puberty, puberty, puberty. That's all I hear when you guys talk!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

“So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com