“You know it's funny—beer never seems to improve with age. Wine does, but beer doesn't. Did you never notice that? The older beer gets, the worse it gets.”— Fred Willard, youtube.comTagged: Beer, Wine, Aging, dumb
“If you folks wanted a downer, you could just turn off the TV and spend the night with each other.”— Martin Mull, youtube.comTagged: insults, TV, Downer